Jon Blair

A Night At The Bronze - Poster

The Resistance Improvised - Poster

What It Was Like - Reelect Boneripper

In which the incumbent makes a strong case.

What It Was Like - The Inevitable Murder Game Show

In which they finally do it, and honestly? Meh.

What It Was Like: I LIVE

In which ham is back.

What It Was Like: The Divide

In which everyone just kind of has to pick a team.

What It Was Like: SPACE FORCE

In which love endures through war, but in space.

What It Was Like: Swift Justice

In which it's satire and everybody gets it and it's very clever.

What It Was Like: You're Right with Greg Photon

In which a formula is finally perfected.

What It Was Like: Computer Love

In which romance is best kik venmo #1.

What It Was Like: Jerks Of Mars

In which a good thing is ruined when it gets popular.

What It Was Like: The Lockout

In which our national thirstiness hits critical mass.

What It Was Like: Our Bad

In which Earth has some interplanetary 'splainin to do.

What It Was Like: Still Crazy

In which an old flame appears in a new world.

What It Was Like: CNE 2022

In which funnel cakes are served with a side of grim personal truths.

What It Was Like: Batmans

In which we all shoulder a burden together.

I voted to release millions of hornets, and I already regret it

I'm an average citizen, like you. I'm also one of the many people who recently voted to release millions of furious hornets into the air. And I can already say I regret it.

QUIZ: Which media descriptor for a white male terrorist are you?

Take this quiz and find out, and don't worry - none of the results are "terrorist"!

Jordan Peterson refuses to call film "IT", says clown is clearly a "HIM"

"I was called over to the box office cause this guy wouldn't stop going like, 'I'm here for HIM, I want to see HIM.'"

3 reasons I WASN'T "owned" when Johnny Cage splits-punched me in the genitals

We have a saying in Outworld: When you resort to acrobatically striking somebody’s genitals, you’ve lost the debate.

Why can't millennials just bring me the horn of the Mountain Beast?

4 things this generation NEEDS to understand if the town is to be free from the Mountain Beast, and if I am to possess its dreaded horn at last.

You think you're such special snowflakes just because you weren't grown in a lab

Editorial by Conservative Blonde Lady Pundit 64B

Editorial by Jeff Goldblum: Ah - yes! Well yes absolutely

Mm? Ah! Hello, of course, hello.

Disney's animatronic Trump tragically seems to understand what it is

“I am Donald J. Trump, the 45th President,” the machine explained, its face twisting into an uncanny mask of understanding and horror.

Want to feel old? The cast of Student Bodies told us they think you're very old

We caught up with the kids from Edison High to find out where they are now, and they universally agreed..

An all-female Lord of the Flies is an insult to my childhood spent going nuts on an island

Oh boy, here we go again.

Local Miser Visited on Christmas by Three Frankensteins

"If there was a lesson to that part of the night beyond ‘FIRE BAD’, we did not get to it.”

Preventative Arrests

Hard Times at the Shania Twain Museum

Terror Parents

Baloney & Wieners

Super Ford Bros.

Super Ford Bros. 2: CAR WARS

The Toronto Raptors ft Drake

Devin!

Stomping and Clapping

Trump said WHAT about women? But *I* have those!

I cannot stay silent in light of Trump's abhorrent comments about sexually assaulting women. Because as a husband and father, women are a thing that I have several of.

Rejected Pixar short film ideas

It better be ready by 2pm and it better be MAGICAL

Call me a rebel, but I think everything should stay the way it's always been

I can't keep quiet anymore: I think everything should stay the exactly the way it's been for as long as we can remember.